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(A Hamburg is a chicken breed) (This is all one joke) Why did the hamburger cross the road? Because a person was holding it. Why did the tomato cross the road? He was trying to ketchup. (Catch up) Why did the ketchup cross the road? To get to the hamburger. Why did the hamburg cross the...

Do you have a rooster? When roos mate they could pull out a few feathers.

Whatever it is, I think it’s a cockerel. Breed identification can be hard.

I don’t think it’s a male. I don’t see any saddle feathers/big tail feathers, the comb and wattles aren’t that big, and there are no spurs. He/she looks pretty hen-ly to me. I’m not that good at this though, so I’m not that sure Welcome to BYC!

Sad news. A few days ago, Calico died. (I think it was stress from mating, because this is her first time.) Do you think Stripe needs a friend, or will he be fine alone? Stripe has lived his whole life with one or more fish, so I think being alone would be hard, but he seems to be doing well so far.

Why did T-Rex cross the road? He came before the chicken

Do you think that Calico’s bump is something that we should be worried about? I think Stripe’s knobs near his eyes are normal; I’ve heard males will develop things like that during mating, but a weird lump like that seems odd, especially since it is jutting right out of her side.

We normally do see a few bubbles floating around the pond, but that may just be because we have a small fountain in the pond. Goldfish do self-adjust to the right size for their pond, and since this is our fishes’ first time breeding there might not be many (or any) survivors. Our fish also...

Other than them being lonely, we wouldn’t even have a good place to put the one we remove. I just don’t know what we could do.

Calico

Stripe

Ok, I know this is a BackyardChickens, but yes, I need help with my goldfish. Our two fish, Calico and Stripe, are breeding (we think). There are no other fish in the pond, but a few months ago, we used to have two koi and one other goldfish in the pond. We noticed that Calico is rounder than...

Where does the chicken cross the road? At the cross-bock!

A few more: How does a rooster make sure he is on time to crow every morning? He uses an alarm cluck! Who is the smartest chicken around? Albert Egg-stein! How do chickens capture their big moments? By taking a peck-ture! Where do chickens stay while on vacation? At a chick-inn! (These I...

But you could turn it into a joke, like this: What do you get from a wicked chicken? Deviled eggs!

Here’s another one: If 100 chickens cross the road, what do you get? A traffic jam

Stripe and Calico - our two goldfish

Uhhh.. not really. 😂 Unfortunately, Choco does get cold in the winter, and screams when she’s unhappy. 😆

Aqua and ChocolateBall, on a snowy winter day :)