BYC wouldn't be the same without you. If you get suspended we'll get you back and give a pair of suspenders to the person who suspended you so they can experience BYC withdrawl for a day or two.
I think UPS trucks do that. Have you heard the brakes on those things? I get excited for half a millisecond and then just forget it because I know it's probably just unicorn farts that my family ordered.
This is quite funny.
Not to mention, old versions of Office can be installed using the same product key across multiple computers, and newer versions up to (I think) 2007 can do the same as they don't work with the internet and require phone activation, which can be done using a program on...