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Apparently, she made it all the way downstairs without getting smooshed or gotten by a kitten. She just wanted to play with people. I am such a bad crab mom... I need to buy her some friends. It is just her and Hampton in that huge tank (the other 2 females passed away due to my own crab-keeping...

My sister just sent this to me to alert me to the fact that my "daughter" is trying to run away. 😢

I will probably forget. 😅🥴

See if you say that in a week. 🤣

Already promoted to Chef! WTH!? At this point, the bosses are playing, too. 🤣

You are right. I would only be offended if you called my Fred names. 😊

It is practically dead here. Boss man says that he has never been so proud of someone wasting company time. Fred is employee of the week! 🤣

Everyone in my family loves that site. I am buying all of my Christmas presents from them this year. 😁

Update! He now has a name tag and is missing that weird 5th appendage. 😂

This is in the process of happening at work right now. A nitrile glove filled with sanitizer. 🤣 His name is apparently Fred. 🤣

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The headband I am wearing in my PFP also comes from Temu. As does the shirt in that picture. 🤣

Hey, wait a minute. I buy most everything off of Temu now. I got a bit not right in the head just two days ago and ordered a mustache nose ring and some shirts and stuff. 😂

I am only 33,and I have been needing to do this since I was 27. 😂

I now have new reason to ask my boss for the tires that are just hanging out behind work. 👀

I hope those legs belong to a bunch of babies. If not, I suggest moving farther away from the Nuclear Power Plant. 👀🤣

Sooo... You are saying the country is going to be old-school cool again? 😎

Hey, neighbor! 🙋🏻‍♀️ May I ask where in NH you are? I am in the Lakes Region. 😊

Until I get there... I like to palm smash buttons. I do not know what will happen, but I think it would be fun to find out! 🤣