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I hope your day is great today! Enjoy your family time, and watch out for people smooshing cake into your face. 😂😉

Happy Birthday! 🥳🎂🎁♥️

I like to binge watch the entire trilogy (sometimes beginning with the Hobbit Trilogy) in a single go. It really feels good to blink at the end of, what? 12 hours? About 23 if hours if I start with the Hobbit? Yeah. That is a long time to go with minimal blinking. 😂😳👀

What about when you forget whole blocks of days/weeks? 🤔

I am willing to negotiate pay. 😉

Poor workmanship. 🤣

And getting stuck when you squat down. It sucks needing the aide of an 8 year old to help regain your feet. 😂

On purpose? 😂

So is it $20 for both of you? Or $20 each? I will fork out $40. 👀 By the way, my idea of a perfect date is the guy fixing my walls/ceiling. I will bring the beer and materials, you guys bring your man-ness and ability to use power tools. 😂

I think I am busy that day, anyway. 🤣

Oh... So it is a double date with Brooks and Az? 🤔

Wow. Sharing a date with me only costs $20?

I do not share dates. That is how one gets diseases. 😂😎

Them be fighting words. 🤣

Maybe just a little. 🤏🏻🤣

I just realized which thread we are in. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Sorry, Dawg! 😬🙏🏻

I was trying to see the small cut that my rooster gave me. That is why I was in such a weird position. I wanted to make sure it was not bleeding or bruised. 😂

No. 🤣 But it was not there before! Not in my memory anyway. 😅

My foot is arched, like I am standing on my tiptoes on one side. 😂