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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Girl you are not! Maybe you’re like I am, and you just FEEL old and decrepit! I’ll be complaining to my in-laws or my Dr and they’re like, oh you’re still young! Me: Compared to what??? Try telling back how young I am…or my eyesight, or my left ankle, or my hormones, or my gallbladder, or...
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Mortifying to the mamas, but apparently hysterical to everyone else! Our children better take care of us when we’re old and decrepit!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    So much psychological damage.
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    I can live without the memory of.. I just weened my son, he was about 18 months old. I took him grocery shopping with me, and in the middle of crowded store (Saturday morning), he grabs my shirt and starts screaming for n*pples! I died.
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Set the scene, how cold was it?!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    I remember one time, there was a gas leak in our house years ago. The gas company said to grab what you need and get out! So my husband grabbed the children, and ran to the car. I got into the car with..my blankets, my fig tree and nail polish!?!?!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    What a coincidence! I’m a pro at running around aimlessly!! And grabbing “weapons” that are only going to anger or annoy an intruder/predator. I’m not sure if my head is void of all thoughts or too many thoughts at one time.
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    I know! I panicked and grabbed it off the stove on my way out. And I’ve got 3-4 really good flashlights, but ended up with my sons Lilo and stitch one, a plastic thing instead of an actual light I could use, it was projecting scenes from the movie lol…I’m obviously fantastic in an emergency...
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Oooo public speaking…I will and do from time to time but I’m a laugher. It’s hard for me to get through the smallest speech without getting the giggles. I’m guessing it’s nervous laughter. The worst was giving my grandmothers eulogy. My granny was the kindest most loving person. She was...
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    I had a 25% off coupon code, I ordered some! Thank you!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    LOL omg! I meant lonhjohns!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Ok I got it! Silk longhorns??? I feel left out of the loop! Thankfully I can sew, a bit at least, I hem a lot of pants. I’ll look into your suggestions, thanks so much!! If you think of anything else please let me know. Us short women need to stick together :)
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    Yes chickens are fine, I’m sure they were laughing at me behind my back. I can imagine my girls getting together talking about me..”why does she come out here looking like a poor homeless person?” And my snooty polish hens “she really is an embarrassment to the flock”!
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    You’re saying wear pants AND the dress. When I first read it, I was like @RoyalChick are you telling me not to wear pants over the dress?!? I’m not THAT crazy..yet lol. Wait I’m confused I think. You traded your dress for men’s big and tall clothes even tho you’re short? I’m 5’1 so please give...
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    Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

    I have a black Australorp hen, J.C She’s so calm and docile. She a beautiful girl! And when she was a week old I just knew she was a cockerel, her comb popped up, her feathering…but 2 years later and she’s given me hundreds of beautiful pink eggs. One of her flock mates went broody and hatched...
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