Simple don't put a metal spoon in them 
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Lovely Lettie
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It’s harder then you think.
Lovely Lettie
Ooooh, how do you mean?
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Well firstly the bread it eat us small. Which means it burns quickly. So black smoke everywhere you grab a fork and well. also once I put on the toaster waited for A few seconds and then stuck a fork in. It shocked me and tripped the house.
Ridgeback825
More people die from toasters than sharks every year.
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Makes sense. Also I’m really really dumb. I have one brain cell and 99.999% its on the floor having a mental break down and now……. Now it has depresstion. So I may become a victim to a toaster very soon. I swear my chickens made me dumber because they are dumb and I spend time with them.