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  1. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Piglet, you so sweet little one. I want to kiss you right through my iPhone screen! Lovely picture of you. :love
  2. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Let’s not go pointing fingers there chicken mama!!
  3. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Bob’s got a box of broody butts!
  4. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Such sweet little ones!
  5. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    You need more chicks 🐣 :fl
  6. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Okay, I’ve insulted obesity. I have insulted blondes in general And I’m running out of bad jokes and racist remarks. :confused:
  7. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    The girlfriend “Hannah” in Colorado heard my message about me going on vacation. I said in the message that I would be traveling south of home. Note: she’s a blonde, and won’t figure out that I even went to Mexico, until I get back. It’s a win win! Tax:
  8. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    I have to cover all possible bases. Incase my girlfriend in Colorado hears about anything.
  9. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    I’m afraid that they will be taking care of themselves. But I have a lady who will be watching over them in my absence. She is a kinda big lady, so I will stock the fridge with ice cream and numerous flavors of candy bars!
  10. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Feathered feet! :love :thumbsup
  11. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    You lost your two beautiful blacks. Sad yes but I understand your pain and sadness. I would be looking around for any possible contamination around your coop, run, feed, water and pest management issues.
  12. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    No chook deserves to be in a freezer!
  13. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    This is the order of my humor. It’s for the audience to decide whether or not they laugh or cry.
  14. featherhead007

    University of California Egg Study

    Don’t worry about a thing Nifty-Chicken. I don’t think you are plastic at all! :old :idunno
  15. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    I have several friends who are Vets. They tell me horror stories about how the Veterans administration had slowed the process of medical treatment for sick, injured and disabled veterans. Oh, you meant “Veterinarian” Never mind! :oops:
  16. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Just a suggestion
  17. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    If you live under your parents roof, my suggestion is to honor parents wishes.
  18. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    Neighborhood murders? 👮‍♂️🤔 I’m kidding. A murder of crows I understand!
  19. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    I believe there’s one stuck in the back of your office drawer! :lau
  20. featherhead007

    Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

    😧 such a miserable loss. :hit
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