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It is called a Roomba. 😁

That, too! Harder, not smarter. It is harder to mix a gazillion chemicals, but it is smarter to just let it soak. 😂

Because idiots never think to work smart. That is why they are idiots; and that is how you can tell the idiots from the smart ones. 🤓😁

My Instagram is the only app. I will not really miss it. I use it solely to go bug coworkers. 😂 Otherwise, all of my apps are downloaded directly from the Chinese appstore, and they are pretty much the same ones that all of my friends there use.

Yeah, I can actually apply for one special to keep in contact, and I have a friend that is willing to help me with that. But I cannot even get a VPN to work now, let alone when I am there. 🤣🥴

I was planning on it, until I heard that BYC blocks Chinese IP addresses. My family had no idea how they were going to stay in contact with me, but I already have phone capabilities for when I am there, and they will be logged into my Weibo, and I will create (a) MeeTime/Wechat account(s) so...

I have had plans since 2019 to go. Though I started dream-planning a 30 day trip back in 2012. I am saving now (I had many thousands in 2020, but when the world closed down, I spent it to remodel the kitchen), and I should have enough again very soon. I am studying to sit the HSK4 exam when I go.

Everything that is on them is Chinese (my choice), and they already have all of my information from when I signed up for Alipay. I do not listen to such things. The FBI and CIA take all of our information and go ahead and sell it, and then say that they do not spy on us. "The enemy of my enemy...

I have the Huawei P50 Pro. Before I take my trip, I am upgrading to the Pura 70 Pro. All of my P series phones allow expansion. I have the P30, the P40, and the P50 Pro.

Huh. Now, this concept is new to me. My phone has 250GB of storage, and the storage can be expanded with a memory card. But I do not even need the memory card. I have had this phone for 2 years, and only 55GBs are used.

According to my 9th grade science teacher, I am too stupid to do science. So I guess the genetic experiments are done on my father's side. 😂

Just because I am showing skin does not mean that I am a snack! Stop biting me before I lose my cool and chuck you into the stock pot! :rant

Ha! That is the movie that inspired my choice of doormat! 😂

Oh... Damn. Then I need another pack. 😅

How do I keep doing this!? I accidentally ordered two of the exact same welcome mats, and now I have 3 2-packs of scissors coming! 😵‍💫

I feel like such a life slacker after reading that. 🙁

I want to keep bees! 😩❤️

Pretend it is a Gremlin. 👀