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"I dont appreciate the assumption that my information comes from the media or being talked down to like I don't understand how any of this works. I listed my concerns with the issue, and I would appreciate if judgements on my competence werent made because you disagree with my points. Thank you...

Thank you! My anxiety just went down quite a bit! She is drinking lots of electrolyte water, and I gave her scrambled egg the first night and yesterday. Also I added a couple of pinches of dried kitten milk mixed in with her oatmeal/feed/seed mash yesterday. Today I put her in a regular dog...

Thank you so much! I do think she has slipped down the pecking order; the dominant hen can be quite aggressive. I haven't checked her for lice, mites, etc. because I can't see well enough. Usually I give an ailing hen a nice soaky bath and that may have gotten rid of parasites on some of my...

Ok, I kept myself from screaming HELP in the title line, but HELP! My 1.5yo PBR's comb was looking purplish, she's skinny, don't think she's laying (was a good layer), extremely lethargic, eyes closed. Looked like every chicken I've ever seen die/had euthanized. I put her in a small dog...

:lau:gig:lau:gig and Welcome Aboard!

Thank you, thank you! Huzzah!! I have been cluck-singing, or "bocking," for 42 years, much longer than I have had chickens! Started with my older niece, and she is 42 now. My very favorite to perform is Leroy Anderson's version of Sleigh Ride: Hope you find it as rewarding as I do! Other...

LOL! Thank you kindly for your advice!! :thumbsup Mine often do a lot of loud thumping around when they go to roost, jostling each other for an appropriate spot to claim but, alas, no hollering or farting. Loved your comment: "I think I also started screaming along with them." :lau Del

No doubt! That comment was actually a self-deprecating, ironic joke. ;) When I moved here I told them they should just set up some video cameras trained on my house and property, get some popcorn, and strap in! :pop Del

Lolololol! "Fart sista" :lau

Hahahahaha! :lau

"priceless present of a poultry poot" :lau

Well. I'm sorry to report that my girls are Fart Party Poopers. My tongue is dry from blowing it between my lips every day now. :tongue No hilarity ensues. Even when I change the pitch, timbre, and longevity of tone. Am disappointed, but will soldier on. My neighbors loved my experiments...

I've gotta get one of these so I can play Christmas carols for the family this year! So festive!! :wee Usually I just cluck-sing the carols, loudly and repeatedly, but a Fart Piano would absolutely dropkick the General Holiday Cheer into the stratosphere!!! Martha Stewart would definitely...

As soon as I manage to catch my breath, another post like this comes along! HELP! :lau

@jeepgirl13 Your baby is absolutely adorable! What a sweet little face!! :love

I have a nasty migraine and laughing so hard feels like I'm literally dying but I DON'T CARE! :lau:th:gig:th:lau:th:gig

"FART FEAR" :lau:gig:lau:gig Ow! I'm hurting myself!!

Aaaahahahahahaha! :lau

@Chickassan I LOVE your signature quote! LOL!! Too true ...