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If a chicken uses a ewe-ber as a getaway vehicle following a bank robbery, does that mean they’re on the lamb?

I’m thinking about getting into politics, but I don’t have any name recognition.

How do you know when a tree’s hit puberty?

Wives never do.

From that scary and dangerous place, my brain.

What did the 2 x 4 say to the plywood? .

I don’t mean to brag, but they’ve banned me from the hardware store.

If a boat with a galley goes down in a storm;

Thank you for explaining how GPS works.

No, it’s not, so in the future mind your own bismuth. Sorry, I just couldn’t resist that.

That was my first time using the maticoopx, but I have no complaints. I mean 10 out of the 11 eggs I got hatched, which is far better than what I got with my little cheapo incubator. It seems to hold the temp and humidity OK and was easy to use. They're a little insistent that we rely on...

Death Layers; could there be a more awesome breed name? Well, I’m the proud papa of 10 of the gold variety who just hatched and I want to give them names that match the sheer metal of their breed name. As I’m not really a heavy metal aficionado, I’m counting on the community of chicken keeping...

So, did you study fungi…

When you're absolutely sure you found a mushroom that's edible,

Forgive me for my ignorance,

There was this guy who went around smashing disease viruses with big rocks.

At that snooty business downtown, they made us take the new window through a narrow alley, and deliver it in the back.

I just saw a cow with one eye in the middle of its forehead.

The box of spaghetti tried to pass itself off as fettuccine.

How do baby skunks know to lift their tails and spray their antagonists with a foul smelling liquid?