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LOL! Hooked on phonics

Any roe? Yummmmmmmmm.......

Good morning, all! It's Hump Day! (wonderful Wednesday)

.... and do you know how hard it is to find a pet sitter that can milk?

Neighbor wanted to know when I was getting a cow to complete the farmette. Told him I don't get up that early or stay up that late....

That coffee would drive a cigarette smoker crazy!

Moooo, local.

You mean fishing, right? Didn't think you rolled the other way....

Sounds like you've got the same Zoning staff we have. You can build anything here without a permit as long as it doesn't exceed two-stories or 120 sf. That's one horse stall lean-to, but no room for hay storage. Anything larger and you need a permit, which'll set you back a couple hundred and...

Too bad that Instant Clone stuff hasn't been perfected yet.

Ouch! Ice, elevation -- hey, good a reason as any to be a couch potato today -- and Aspercreme will help. Rotten way to start your week, though. Hope the rest is uneventful.

At last... Chicken Coop Pic of the Week!

Nice batch o' chicks. So cute!

LOVE the talk about accents. I was up in Calgary once and the diner waitress pegged that I was from CA....claimed I had a California twang. Who knew? Nowadays, though, people think I'm from the South as I've gotten a little slow in speech and sometimes slip a "re-tar" for "retire" and...

They make it look SO easy! Supposedly the (ex) cockerels get all chunky and become Mr. Moms...and stop crowing! I tried making capons once. It was a dismal experience. The ones that survived developed excess air under the skin and blew up like balloons. You could shake them and their...

But the upside to waking up IS waking up. Each day is a new promise to be fulfilled if you want to. How sad to waste the golden opportunity. I mean, afterall, you might not wake up the next day. Don't waste the present.

At that point why would you care? I had a friend who was afraid he someday would die on the toilet. Wanted me to call him every day to make sure it didn't happen. LOL! I finally said, "Sam, if you die on the toilet you won't be alive to care."

It just came out in print, so probably not yet.

Almost hate to mention it, but..... The latest issue of Chickens magazine (March/April 2016 from Hobby Farms) has an article on building a DIY incubator.

I think the easy-how-to takeaway in the thread is to try to find eggs from your own or higher elevation for hatching.