Listen honey, I got my still set up not fifty feet from your back door. And you come on home and you and me will get "glassy-eyed I'd fallen down" crocked, you'd get juiceded eyeballs. How does that sound to you, honey?
The city man bought a farm and was visited by his new neighbor. He asked him, "Can you tell me where the property line runs between our farms?" The farmer looked him over and asked, "Are you talking owning or mowing?"