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This is why you should keep fire arms handy at all times.

As the youngest in a family of 5 kids, let me just say, hang in there, when you're all old like me, they will appreciate you for being there for them now, and be grateful to have you.

We need the #1 emoji. :thumbsup Like this one only different.:)

Shouldn't it really be a cold water heater?

I stole this from the home brew forum I belong to, thought some of you might enjoy it too.

They prefer to be warm and comfy, sitting on top of a nice fluffy biscuit. Or at least that's how I prefer them to be.

oh come on.....

The very best laying hen fetches about 25 bucks. The typical Vet charges 50-70 bucks just for an office call. Last time I took my dog for a couple of shots the bill was $150. A pot of chicken soup is said to heel whatever ails you. Maybe even the sorrow of losing a favorite chicken. It's...

Why wouldn't that be said in public? I thought it was this that everybody, but common sensed folks, had a problem with: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

I've had to explain to more than one person, I don't color the eggs, the hen that laid them does. One fellow thought it must have taken me forever to train them to do that. :smack

I charge $3 a pound for my meat birds and turkeys. I could sell twice what I produce, yet I always have people tell me they would like a few birds from my next batch. How much do you charge is always the next question. When I tell them $3 I often here "Wow, I can get them at the supermarket...

The chicken didn't volunteer to become nuggets. The cow didn't ask to become burgers. The pig really didn't want to become roast pork. Someone had to make that happen. These are not evil people, they're called butchers. They are respectable people, providing a necessary service, feeding...

If you own living animals, you will see death, and at times be the one administering it. Deal with it,or get your eggs at the grocery store.

I have the perfect recovery cage for your problem fowl.... I guarantee it to improve them in about an hour and a half. I have a rosemary and sage treatment for whatever ails them as well.

Yeah, like a good size freezer.

Rooster Cogburn

Just because you saw it on the innerwebs doesn't make it true!

If you value my opinion so little, why did you ask me for it?

They're chickens, if they come in the house it's for dinner.