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    Potent, huh?
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    Ah, the fond memories of adult swim. Kids on the sidelines & adults only. Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose
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    Just because I'm paranoid does not mean that they aren't out to get me.
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    My favorite is skinny, white chick. Yes, she’s a leghorn & flighty.
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    Have you been eating at the keyboard again?
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    I got the Influenza A and it lasted 5 days. I was asleep for 2 and trying to sleep the next 2. The coughing fits were terrible. They were bad enough I went and saw an actual doctor who said, "you look bad". That's coming from a guy who sees bad looking people daily. Wash your hands and...
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    I'd like to say: Replacing the hot water heater was quick and efficient. There was no hassle getting the warranty honored. What I am thankful for: I'm glad it was under warranty and it only took 3 days to convince all parties involved that their system sucks and needs to be fixed. I just...
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    My hot water heater did not spring a leak this morning. When it rains, it pours. -Morton Salt Co.
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    I don’t care for turkey at all. We eat pig or chicken. I need to hit the sales for hams. Not as cheap as the turkeys but getting close.
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    you forgot the fried eggs???
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    Sounds like a Dagwood sandwich. A sandwich so impressive, so massive that you either nibble at the layers or eat with a knife and fork. A great way to clean out the frig.
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    point taken. Band saws preferred for ease of handling. A circular saw would work in a pinch.
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    No. But what an inspiration! So many uses for chainsaws. For those uncomfortable family gatherings, once you start revving the chainsaw, the arguments stop and everyone decides it's time to leave. Always bring your chainsaw.
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    It's easy. Use your kitchen chainsaw. The one used for ice sculptures not the one for trees. The kitchen saw uses olive oil instead of bar oil. Bar oil tastes terrible. You'll only make that mistake once.
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    Life is simple once you get old. I've got it all figured out. :lau :lau :hmm
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    Jimmy Stewart said there are three types of people in the world. Those who learned by reading. Those who learned by watching. Those who have to pee on the electric fence themselves.
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    Daughter - Thank you for waiting until the divorce was final before moving the new guy in. I would have liked it better had you got your mind right by yourself before latching on to another. Yes, the biological clock is ticking but going fast got you in the first marriage. A clear head will...
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    That is a nice bit of fantasy. Now, do you have an actual solution to this problem or is "hope & change" what you are proposing? IOW, if you haven't changed their minds yet, don't you think you might need another set of "facts", proposals and approach?
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