No clue what the frick I just walked in on, but please hang in there. Things will get better. It may take time, but there will always be something positive after negativity.
Sleep well, chickentrains. :hugs
Premium Feather Memberships can be obtained in a few different ways, among which are buying at the BYC Store, winning one in an official contest, and being gifted one by another (anonymous) member.
The medals are awarded every quarter, and are nominated by BYC users.
For the banners, there should be a button that says "Edit Profile Banner" in the top-right corner of your profile page.
Also on your profile page, there should be a little tag icon -- this will let you add tags, but you can only add up to ten.
Duckie, no killing any personal offenders of mine without first consulting me.
Also, the hatchet is probably the fastest manner of dispatch. The bathroom scale and staple gun are better for the kidnapping part.