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"I am hiding Momma's purse so she can't buy more chicks!"

"Wood chips are only for the baby chicks, huh? They can still have them after I have my turn."

If it fits I sits, only chicken edition.

Oh my gosh! It is not smarter, chickens like to think oh, so, clever... "I will not drink from this fresh water momma is giving us hens, I must drink from a muddy puddle." "I have to dash out the gate when it is open, so momma can chase us about, since she has nothing better to do." "I will not...

~Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene, Just give me an hour, and then I will be as high as that ivory tower That your livin' in...

"My wood chips, you get your own."

"Reading material? Nah, I am good, I got wood chips."

"Nice clean bag of wood chips? We cannot have that. I am going to leave my mistress a nice golden surprise. She can thank me later."

"Chicks, chicks, everywhere, but not a drop in this woodchip bag."