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Everyone knows that Americans are required to put at LEAST 10% corn syrup in all of our food products. :caf

Apricots are nice, but dried pineapple is superior. My top 5 favorite snacks/candies are: 1.) Dried pineapple 2.) Naked juice 3.) Nutella 4.) Grape juice 5.) Milka chocolate bar These are, like, my greatest favorite things basically of ALL TIME. Not even any meals or regular food can surpass...

If I get a bunch of candy all at one time, I just eat it slowly over the course of like, months. Halloween candy can last me AGES dude. I literally keep grape juice and drink it over time, and by the time I get to the last drink, it’s like basically carbonated and on its way to turning into wine...

Yeah? And? 😂 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sssuuurreeee…

Ewwwwwuhhhhh..? Did you make it rainbow with colored markers?? What is happening??

I know. I wasn’t calling her “Bluey dude” 🙄

The only exposure I have to Australian culture is freakin BLUEY dude. 🤦‍♀️

Well it’s the opposite for me. 😂 EW GIRL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

Oh sorry, I meant brotherS. Yeah, there’s more than one, clearly.

To keep it from my ravenous gremlin little brother. Obviously.

Try it out sometime when you get the chance! :P

Never.

I’m kidding. 😂 It’s a chocolate hazelnut spread and doesn’t taste like the gross frosting on any Walmart cake. I hadn’t tried it since we moved to Germany and now it’s like my favorite thing ever. You can eat it on toast, which is pretty good, but what I do with it is eat it with apples. ✨...

Um, you eat it silly. Duh.

Sorry. I get in a special mood after 2000. 😇

Fine. Bring out the radiation then. Bruh.

You are MISSIN OUT. Notice how I’ve got Nutella in my bedroom (don’t ask) and not Vegimite, Marmite, or FaIry BrEaD? That speak superiority people.

We don’t want the credit, thank you. 😂

OH MY GOSH A SANE PERSON. THANK YOU DAWG.

Oh my gosh. Oh my GOSH. OH MY GOSH.