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A string walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings." The string goes outside, and rubs himself all over the ground, then twists himself up. He goes back inside, and asks for a drink. "Aren't you that string?" "Nope, I'm a frayed knot""."

What goes "99, clomp, 99, clomp, 99 clomp"? A centipede with a wooden leg.

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