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I want to keep bees! 😩❤️

Pretend it is a Gremlin. 👀

Give it a jar of marshmallow fluff. It will shut it up, and make it hyper inside. Not destructive, just annoying. 😎 (I have never done this to a neighbor's dog, but I have done it to a sibling's dog. Payback's a motherclucker.) (And obviously do not do it too often. Fluff is not healthy. But...

Problemformuleringsprivilegium?

The word could totally fit, though... if you were being sarcastic about it when you yelled it. 🤣

You called them philanthropists, right? 😏

Man, I wish I had been terminated that way. I got a face-to-face sit down and laughed the whole time making very corny, annoying jokes because why not? It is not like I would get another chance to annoy the crap out of HR. 😂

Just give him a smooshed one at his specifications and just laugh at the WTF look he gives you. 🤣

Do you sign termination emails in purple? 👀🤣

Oohh plot twist! You get the cool lettering and realize "oh 💩, I need to go back on Indeed..." 🤣

No. Very unprofessional to use ranbow colors. Best just to use black. 😂

Oh thank god, it was not me again! 😂

Who started it this time? 👀

Good reason for my chonky self to not be eating condiments. 👀🐖

Yup. The only people I MeeTime because I cannot physically see them at any time soon. People from work and family can see me whenever. Heck, I like to walk down to work special to annoy the crap out of our bartender who looks suspiciously like an undercover cop. 🤣

I have only ever MeeTime'd. Same thing, but different. 😂

And that charge has no age thing, right? A kid can be charged as an adult?