"Oh listen...do you hear that?"
"I'm listening...hmmm, who is that? Your baby Roo or mine? Oh, there's more than one...whoever they are, they Need more practice"
"Checked me all over for mites then dusted me with this stuff...I was Dusty White for days!"
"Oh yeah, well that makes sense...the Hoomans wear white gowns...that's actually better cousin, No tripping over a long gown or having to wear these awful, uncomfortable shoes!"
"So...Ya see that fluffy butt over there?
"Wait, don't turn around yet! Anyway...you go run over & peck her right on the fluffy butt & she'll know you like her."
"Really?"
"Oh, yeah...That's how all you young roosters get your 1st date."
(Later...the whole barnyard had a good laugh as the...
"Here's the plan...you distract by going over there, diggin, scratchin & peckin like ya found something delicious. I'll sneak over & grab the mealworm bag while nobody's lookin."
"Ok, sounds good"