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I had a new peep A tiny quail hatched alone... I admired their strength. Birth is hard enough for every animal Loneliness...harder.

Hell to the na-aw To the naw naw na-a-aw (Sorry that sucks, yo)

Fuss all y'all want to. I'm happy with layering... Can't peel off your skin. In summer I change-- From agreeable human to grumbling swamp beast.

I am delighted To have bestowed such a blessed Earworm upon you.

I'm very cold, guys Some might even say, "ice cold" Alright alright al-

Every time I Venture forth, the cold nips me Nose, fingers, toes, burn. But that is nothing. The greatest difficulty... Can't see through fogged glass.

I braved the snow fall To bring them all sustenance "Too cold!" say their squawks. One hungry Leghorn, And one quite young red Cochin, Unfazed, helped themselves.

Cracked skin; dry, brittle Temps slide, desiccation swells... Where's the damn lotion?!

Meowtahari, Cat Fuzzy and capricious she Warms lap, attacks hand.

I'm not that classy. If I stub one of my toes My curse? Rhymes with duck.

I've no car troubles Just some cold extremities 'cause my socks got holes

Oh @electrycmonk There's proof clear of what you say The possessive? 'Its'

I would do it too If I didn't use fingers To be sure of count

That's not a haiku! Second line, eight syllables Should just be seven.

Thursday, Friday's Eve Seconds, minutes, hours tick by Torturously slow

Allergic to much The constant irritation Daily nemesis

Problematic thoughts Drives to fight, to hurt, to yell L'appel du Vide

It's the witching hour A time set for deeds wicked or fantastical

I am still awake This does not bode well for me. My penance, fatigue.

A grapefruit diet Eases the waistband pressure But tastebuds suffer