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It is. Letters, emails etc. I expect it. After 10 posts, however....

You don't need to sign all your posts, your user name and picture are *right there*. We know all we need to know *right there*.

Oh poo. I'll have to give up on my dreams of chest hair. Atleast until after menopause....

I don't have the money for a hospital trip for botulism.

Or spend the night camped out in your bathroom.

You're a pinched cheeked, micromanging butt head. How on God's green earth did you make District Manager?!

'I know this is old but what happened to this chicken?'

Tolkien in Heaven watching yet another subaru/jeep/motor home owner slap a 'Not all who wander are lost' bumper sticker on their vehicles:

I'm so sorry, I realize that was rude of me to respond like that. :oops:

It's bizarre isn't it?! I'd place bets it's written by ai. It's legible but not logical.

Cause we all KNOW that country worms get plenty of fresh air, sunshine and do an honest days work in the fields. They even eat their Wheaties. While city worms spend their days in Halls of Vice, playing the dread Pac-Man and leering at girls.

Yeah, I got that. We all got that. It's the "Wholesome Country Lifestyle" terminology that I find hilarious. Operating on the word 'Lifestyle'. I don't think a worms "Lifestyle" varies much from environment to environment

Wth is that supposed to mean??

My pastor once bought chocolate covered crickets, and gave them to the kids at church, he didn't tell them what they were. Everybody loved them then he tell told everybody what they were then the girls started screaming.

I mean, I'm not against eating bugs persay, but it would be the last thing I'd try.

I concur with the above statement.

Start schlepping the contests...

Dawg, did you see that I almost died at work last week?

That sounds like a horrible affliction.

Like excuse them. We are Godforsaken Chicken Enthusiast Club.