CB007 is going to have to get these 'experiments' under control. half of Alabama got blown to bits because she invented egg water balloon bombs that are 'non-lethal' for clearing farmland.
well, that all went to heck in a hand basket when little Johnny Rockets took out his daddy's supply to have a balloon toss with buddies from his "You can learn to skin a coon and make your own cap!" class. Johnny is never going to finish his coonskin cap with only three fingers and a stump for a left arm now, is he???? and you don't even want to know what happened to Skeeter McDougal. that kid walks in a circle now for cryin' out loud. and Shim Jackslander can't even say two words without stuttering for ten minutes and then yelling, "I wanna poptart!" for no good reason.
i say we take a look at this whole so called 'lab' and i say we do it quick before it tarnishes the poultry world. double aught Sevinty boom!
LegHorn-BusHorn should be our leader. he said that seven is better than nine. he knew the secret code words. i move to make him the leader. any seconds????