You know you're country when......

[Barnette]

When you ‘go into town’ in mud boots. (Or to church…. Once… it was an accident…) When you feel fancy wearing a polo shirt/dress. When you feel tiny and lost in the mall. When you go to New York City and almost get run over crossing a busy street like it’s a dirt road. When you wave to everyone you drive past.

That is so me

 

[BackroadGirl57]

That is so me

I know, me too!

 

[-Eridanus-]

When you ‘go into town’ in mud boots. (Or to church…. Once… it was an accident…) When you feel fancy wearing a polo shirt/dress. When you feel tiny and lost in the mall. When you go to New York City and almost get run over crossing a busy street like it’s a dirt road. When you wave to everyone you drive past.

That is so true!!! Except for one thing: often, I have no clue who I'm waving at due to a combination of bad memory and bad vision

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

That is so true!!! Except for one thing: often, I have no clue who I'm waving at due to a combination of bad memory and bad vision

I second the motion.

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

I'm not country. My country coworkers and customers point that out to me continually. I've never been on an atv. Not that I care to be.

 

[MamaPoult]

When for fun you find a massive mud hole and submerge your 3 wheeler and yourself in it

 

[-Eridanus-]

When for fun you find a massive mud hole and submerge your 3 wheeler and yourself in it

I've gotten my golf cart stuck in a quagmire before ToT

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

When for fun you find a massive mud hole and submerge your 3 wheeler and yourself in it

A 3 wheeler? That's not country. That's downright REDNECK.

 

[MamaPoult]

A 3 wheeler? That's not country. That's downright REDNECK.