We had eggs scrambled with chopped onions, a tiny bit of chopped apple, a bit of goats milk and seasoning. I fried it all in a bit of olive oil to prevent burning in the pan. The seasoning was Tony Chachere's creole seasoning.
It turned out pretty awesome and quite moist as well!
We fed chocolate to our dogs regularly, didn't seem to have a negative effect, if anything it seemed to have a positive effect.
We had a friend that would buy the big Hershey's dark chocolate bars by the case for her Boxer dog. The dog got a whole bar every week and lived to be 15 years old.