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Ok, ok... I’ll stop...

Yes. Yes I am. NO! I refuse! I want to stress eat Doritos rolled up in a small blanket burrito of safety!

But what if I have a horrifying phone addiction and I want to smash myself in the head whenever I check my phone?

Not to my overactive, nervous brain that can’t help it

Oh no

I am the opposite of self control. I say I will go to bed at ten, and stay up until twelve. And then I’m STILL picking my phone up every time I get a new notification!

Whelp, guess I’m staying up till 2 AM just to get up at four to gather my wild peas in the dark of night

*screams*

I don’t know?! I just like the taste!

Don’t worry, I do it all the time XD

*horrified gasp*

I drink my coffee BLACK. Dark roast preferred.

Tip on surviving the day: drink four or more mugs of coffee for best chance of survival

I’ve crashed into a pole when i didn’t look up once :oops:

FEAR US!!!

I agree with you in that one, even if I am a single Pringle and probably always will be ;)

I have no idea what’s happening but HERE I AM PEEPS!