I did not just drop a pyrex baking dish on the granite counter, and it did not just explode into 10,000 pieces. That dish was a favorite, but my contortions trying to save it and its lid were 'America's Home Videos' worthy.
The solution to your problem is fairly evident and has been offered by several people. Since you don't choose to follow the advice given, I would suggest you dispose of all of the animals that you own. There is a fine line between ignorance and abuse, and you have crossed it. :rant