NN..."I wonder why the humans named me 'Streaker' when everyone else here was named after flowers."
Rose..."You want the good news 1st?
The good news...that name was made very famous & renowned in the 1970s.
The bad news...(she whispers in her ear)"
NN..."Is there a draft?
I think I feel a draft!
Oh no, I can't be near a draft!!!
Friend Henny..."Oh, will you just calm down & stop with the drama? Here comes Mildred now, we will sit on either side of you & block the draft...Again...like we always do. Then we can enjoy our morning mealworm...
NN..."What do you mean? I've been running around like this ever since I can remember, and you're Just Telling Me NOW, That I'VE BEEN NAKED?!
THIS WHOLE TIME???!!!
Some Feathered Friend you turned out to be!
2nd Hen..."Yup. I wouldn't worry 'bout it, though. Feathers are highly overrated...