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"Hey human...are ya getting the hint? More Fluff in our Nestboxes Please!"

She can pay in lovely feathers, it's molting season so no problem!

"Yeah, mama gets up to the penthouse level today! Oh, Human...please serve my mealworms now"

"Let's just say I'm smarter than the average hen"

Let's see, what is golden in the chicken world? Lovely golden feathers molted? Naaahhh Golden color mealworms? Naaahhh Oh yeah...another item often colored gold... Would that happen to be a cecal surprise? 😆 Yup! 😆 🤣 😂

"Those kids were driving me nuts. Oh wow, check this out...they'll never think to look for me here. Time for a nap!"

"Ahhhh, just what my fluffy butt needed. Please hold all calls & tell the kids to go outside to play. This is Mama Hen's Zen Time"

"I asked for fresh wood chips please...an eternity of 15 whole minutes ago. You all know 15 human minutes is equivalent to HOURS of chicken time...yet I was patiently waiting. Ok, I guess if ya want something done, ya just gotta do it yourself."