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What is she eating in bed?

"Everyone says the rooster is a dirt bag. And he is...but opposites attract, that means he is going to be attracted to you, instead of me, Claudette! Ha,ha!"

2024>2023

~California dreaming on such a winter's day...

"Maybe you complain that I don't lay eggs any longer, but deep down I am a good hen.

"Take the picture, from that angle no one will suspect, I gained all that holiday weight!"

"A wise person once said... to find a worm you must think like a worm...well feeling around with my toes, I think I just found a worm...*gosh I hope that is a worm...eek gross, please be a worm!*"

I think I found your contact lens...

* Dust bath envy much?*

"How deep do I lay these eggs to get pullets?"