Me five minutes ago: Here kitty kitty. Come sit on my lap.
Kitty kitty five minutes ago: no, I’d rather sit by the window. Your lap isn’t good enough.
Me now: Well, I guess I’ll get up and feed my chickens.
Kitty kitty now: Absolutely not. I’m sitting on your lap, and that’s that
I actually entered them because I didn't realize everything had to be funny. And my phone canva hates me, so I have to upload the pictures to somewhere that I can just drag it over to Canva on my computer