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Hope it was a good one. I'll bet you're younger than me. Mysterious old soul.

Happy birthday, Mooney. My gift to you is validation.

I'm pretty sure the mods don't find anyone funny, especially those who misuse the highly subjective informative reaction. You ever get one of those reprimands where it's like they're assigning you homework to go back over your answers and see if you really meant it? To which my response is... oh...

So Mooney, have you done anything interesting lately besides naming roosters after online weirdos? And, from what I can gather, NOT naming house hens after Mare?

That number sounds good in theory, but it doesn't live up to the hype. I bet.

I'm pretty sure this is the best photo you've ever taken.

What you must think of me. I ❤ cocks. Just not those ones. I'm only asking for an option C. Is that not fair?

I see your point, but both those birds are still ugly.

How about option C, for neither, because they both ugly as sin.

There, there. No need for a tantrum. How would it look to all your loyal followers to see their fearless kind of big deal leader behave like a toddler over cookies?

Look, Moony, I show up when it matters. Leghorns? Meh. Genetics? Rad. Cookies? Comment worthy.

These look stupid good. I demand that you PM me the recipe. I'd eat a whole tray in one sitting.

I love being right. I don't hug trees. I chainsaw them down, and burn them.

Urns, and headstones. I work in death care, and we get tons of crates from overseas... oh, and bigass printers come in giant wooden crates. I've taken them from work before.

What a sheltered life you lead.

What about big boy culottes? Those still a thing?

Oh, you know, I slum it sometimes.