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Constant wave after wave…: ETA: I can’t f****** wait to get my new hot tub after all this.

Thank you for pointing out and noticing just how hard we the people are working our ass off.

Typical behaviour there…That’s why most that do well in the industry will only hire sexy assistants.

I guess I could have shouted it out in other languages but then they might not have understood me.

Negative. @azurbanclucker knows :p

I wish I could say that I didn’t just prevent a group of guys from brawling when I yelled the P word.

Sure AF wasn’t mine this time. Hell, I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

Just like always. Hence why I don’t ignore anyone.

Remember when Brittney shaved her head and got tattoos?

But…

I wish I could tell you that I’m leaving ya’ll. Oh wait, I just did. ✌🏼

True story:

At least it’s another one of those funny stories they laugh about amongst themselves. Like the guy who sat on a Barbie doll one time…

Probably.

Yeah. Like people seeing you naked, for example.

Maybe. Maybe not. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Either way…Get some Frontline flea & tick control on Bruce and you should be good. ETA: I still remember that gash on your leg from last year…Please remember to take care of yourself this year.

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they all blew over that way after what happened here, honestly.

Thank you. I hope so too. It’s been a helluva ride…

Thank you and I am very grateful for everyone here who kept us in their thoughts and prayers as it was happening. Damages were pretty significant to my parents house out in the countryside but still fortunate in terms of it not being leveled to the ground like a lot of other houses to the East...