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Wish I could say "You are an idiot and a moron and clearly don't understand basic math, which is disturbing as people's lives are in your hands. But if you really want to take your grievance to the next level, go right ahead. The public humiliation you are setting yourself up for will be...

Ditto

People suck. Oh wait, I did just say it 😝

And you didn't see it before you but into it? 🤨

Well that's cuz you ain't Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris would make the mold turn into a bagel. Y'all are wusses

Things hr wishes they could say: Do you hear yourself right now? You do understand you sound like an farking moron, yes?

Not just the government...

You should probably get checked out by a med professional. I know you don't want to hear that, but you also don't want to end up with long term effects, or worse.

How are you feeling this morning @KayisforKale

Crap Kay, that's scary shyte! Workplace health and safety rule #1 is DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. People die from that.

The manager's boss. The main boss. The big cheese. Who happens to like me a lot. 😁

100% am I taking more comp time. And 100% am I filing a complaint when I return next week.

Wish I could say I was actually enjoying my time off rather than working from home because of ahole managers who hide their incompetence by ordering other people around.

Toot toot!

Wish I could say the pup let's me sleep in on my days off rather than waking up even earlier

Wish I could say the puppy hasn't decided that flipping over the full food bowl is fun

Humans in general are just ugh