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I used to tell my kids, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like it when I'm angry." :gig

What has five fingers and drives a tractor? A farm hand. 🚜 🖐 👩‍🌾

What do u call a cow wearing a crown? A dairy queen. 👑🐄

And... What do prisoners use call each other? Cell phones.

Courtesy of my husband: I decided to sell our vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust. 😁

How about this: You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But, you can't pick your friend's nose. 🤣🤷‍♀️

My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.

Like I said mathematical thinking. 😉 Also, it's more like a brain teaser puzzle - not a joke. ☺ I was able to decode it though. 🥧

Not a dad joke - it requires too much mathematical thought. 😉

Oh my gosh. My dad said the same thing. 🤣