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What if an already transgender cockerel wants to be transgender? Does that make a cockerel but a cockerel? It's like taking a trip, but never leaving home. Ha. Give me the era when a spade was a spade. Oh laugh. Before they tell us all it is archaic and we are offensive for even smiling. Oh...

Is a transgender hen a ... oh no. I can't tell that one.

Is a transgender cockerel a henerel? (Sounds like a medication! Take henerel, but only as directed by your physician). Yup. See? This is why they made me leave home. That, and it burned down.

When it's no longer a pullet is it a pushet?

Don't you just love the political over-correction era? I sincerely do! Oh well. Off to watch a Cow Wrangling People and Indigenous American Dwellers movie now. Back later.

How do you make a marmoset? Just put it in the refrigerator for a couple of hours--*boom boom!*

If a marmoset begins to turn to liquid, is it a marmomelt?

If a marmoset stands up, is it a marmorise?

Is only one marmoset a marmo?

Wait wait wait. I GOT THIS! My friend asked if I wanted to watch her television set. I said, Im sorry, I cant today. How about tomorrow--what time will it rise?

I went to the zoo the other day. They told me I was gonna see a marmoset. I only saw the one. PS., I guess they made a monkey out of me.

My mother is very much into doing the right thing by everyone. That includes insisting that I buy a birthday present even for my ex husband. She asked me today, "Did you buy him something for his birthday? It's only a few days away." "No," I said. "Why should I, when he hasn't used what I gave...

Which number if you take away one letter becomes odd?

During a recent trip to Niagara falls, I lost my footing and avoided a very long drop when I stuck out my hand and grabbed onto my wife's long hair. Cruel yes, but you must understand: it was a matter of wife and death.

Why did the chicken stay home? Because she was really really tired of crossing roads.

haha makes me wanna see Darth Brooks

(Why did the chicken insist on a traditional Dumb Supper? To invite others to cross from the other side, so she didn't have to cross anything at all!)

Why did the chicken consult a medium and psychic? (All together now---------) To get to the other side! (Or cross to the other side...!)

I met a girl last night with a lovely heart and soul. Mhm! Don't be envious because it turned out she was a bit weird. So things went ok up to the point where she said, "I'll call you later." I asked her, "Why the heck would you call me that?!" Yeah. It's all over now.

haha it happens to us all. There is no shame here.