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No dad jokes, just my dad memes stash.

Diarrhea awareness week starts on Monday...runs til Friday.

How do you think the unthinkable?

My friend became a vegan, and she's completely changed. It's like I've never met herbivore.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

My boyfriend left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother🙃

What's the difference between a tray of apples and an orphan?

I believe it's a farting joke🤔 But maybe not😂

I feel you. My family always said my blood never started flowing until noon😂 Aw, poor baby😟

😬😬😬 Ya I figured it was a huge gap.... But a thirty year gap?!

My cat posted this btw, I had barely clicked that last period before he bopped the post button.

Fr. I'd rather have a guy a couple years my senior, with maturity and stability over any wild young man my same age.