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What happened to Pinocchio whenever he lied?

I don’t want to herd your feelings, but I think you’re making a moo-stake.

What are you going to do? Move on to an-udder thread?

What does every fisherman want?

Wow, that joke was very moo-ving.

Hooray!:ya

It’s this one:

I HATE this one!!🤣🤣 My math teacher would always say it and it was SO annoying!!🤣

Yeah I know I just meant it didn’t make sense when he would say it randomly!😉🤣

One that my brother-in-law told us (he loves his dad jokes🤦🏽‍♀️🤣)- Today my son asked- “Could I have a bookmark?” Even after all these years he can’t seem to remember that my name is Dad. As in- “Could I have a book, Mark?” if anyone doesn’t understand.🤪

Want to hear a construction joke? I’m still working on it.

It’s just about like where to put the correct punctuation or something. So in one you are asking your grandma what’s for dinner and in the other one you are asking if Grandma is for dinner. See random!🤣

Why can’t you tell secrets in the garden? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears.

Yup just some random dad joke that my dad would bring up. I don’t even know why.🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

One my dad would randomly say ALL. THE. TIME. “What’s for dinner, Grandma?” Or “What’s for dinner? Grandma?” It doesn’t even make any sense!🤦🏽‍♀️:lau

You: “I’m hungry!” Dad: “Hi Hungry nice to meet you!” 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️