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Boy: "Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?" Dad: "No sun"

This one has layers.

A moth goes to the dentist. The dentist asks "What's the problem?" The moth responds "I don't really know. I'm kind of depressed and really unmotivated" The dentist responds "You need to see a psychiatrist, I'm a dentist. Why did you come here?" The moth says "Well, the light was on."

This one went over my head :(

Went to the zoo the other day, and was surprised to see a baguette in a cage. When I asked a keeper about it, he told me it was bread in captivity.

A Velociraptor and a T-Rex are sitting in a bar. The raptor points at a Triceratops in the corner and asks "Why was he the first to get served?" The T-Rex replied "Because he was herbivorous"

For ammo? :)

Today I learned that you're really not supposed to leave Ewoks outside. Turns out

TSC knows what's up. Found in the Christmas aisle.

100% got that. Well played.