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:smackI'm jealous. Your comment is more clever than the joke itself. And maybe even a little darker.

Hope not but I guess it is a little dark.

My friend told me he was planning to play Russian Roulette. I tried to talk to him about the dangers but it went in one ear and out the other.

I got two dogs recently. I named one Rolex and the other Timex. They're watch dogs.

What's the difference in a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

:celebrateGood one!

My grief counselor died and she was so good I didn't even care!