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Dogs who decide to drop the most noxious diarrhea post WW2 on your bedroom floor at midnight

Pet peeve: this guy. 🤬

I moved from a tiny town to the city a couple years ago (read: 8) and have forgotten to look for a new dentist here since. :hide

Childish people 🙄🤚

Labor now!

My godsister’s baby taking forever to arrive. :th

Of course! That is the correct spelling.

When people write “ya’ll” :he

I remember being horrified as a kid when I visited family in Washington State. The other kids called the adults by their first names!

When men think it’s a great idea to hit on you in public, especially when you’re obviously busy working on something. 🙄🤚

I don’t like that neither!

What is it/what does it taste like?

Oatmeal creams and whatever those caramel Rice Krispie treat things were called?? Divine. Also those chocolate cupcakes with those white squiggles were crack to me as a kid. I was not svelte

When people video call you when you’re in a public place then get mad you don’t pick up… Lady I’m in a coffee shop working with other humans around me, I’m not going to make them listen to me talk to you about your fence!

My brothers LOVE Abita Amber. Almost anything Abita really

Mmm mmm. I love a little curdle with my alcohol 🤤

True, but widen your perspective, Brooks! Melt that ice cream and you’re halfway there.

One of my friends invented a drink called the Chet Hanks (White Jamaican)- vodka, kahlua, and something else- riffing off of the White Russian :lau

Hater 💛