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  1. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city so no one would know him. He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball and carried it an extra hundred yards and...
  2. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Sounds like it's pretty raging painful.
  3. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    Good for you.
  4. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    You did that?
  5. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Good to see you back. Sorry about all the health issues.
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    Granny's gone and done it again

  7. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Be careful if you're driving in it. Sometimes I almost get lost in fog.
  8. pertnear09

    Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

    Morning, Pond. 12° here with a little ice and snow. Probably not more than an inch at my place.
  9. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Good morning, old folks. Brrr, 12° outside. Gonna stay near that until Monday morning when they say it'll be 7° or maybe 3°. Depends on who you listen to.
  10. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    Yes, there's still some I haven't gotten to yet.
  11. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    27° but no moisture at the moment after raining all day. Temps will drop into the lower teens until Monday. Supposed to start freezing rain, sleet and snow dreckly.
  12. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    Remember the old 50's weather forecasting on these kind of maps?
  13. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Good morning. Yes, about 3 or 4 days without getting above the freezing mark. I believe Sunday and Monday morning will be 9°. That's pretty cold for us. Plus freezing rain, sleet and snow. Brrr.
  14. pertnear09

    The Old Folks Home

    Makes you wanna holler "Hi de ho" :-)
  15. pertnear09

    Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

    Looks like spirits dancing around your church.
  16. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    What, almost two weeks before you get above freezing?
  17. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    Reminded me of this
  18. pertnear09

    Granny's gone and done it again

    Was that Chuck roast or arm? Mighty pricey.
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