Grand Daughter walked right into it, asked her if she knew if any of her friends wanted to buy a Henway. What's a Henway Pop? To which I answered, about 3 or 4 lbs. Got the eye roll and " your goofier than a bed bug" Pop.
And what do we call gross Nuns? NASTY HABITS!:th
Here's one I have been holding back on, but what the hell.
Ol' Farmer Brown had a Rooster that would jump everything on the farm, from cows, goats, pigs, water fowl and of course chickens. The boy was criminal. One day Farmer Brown finds Rudy...
A little long......
Jeb and Zeke were debating who had the better coon hound, to prove it they met up at midnight to cut the hounds loose. Zeke lets ol' Blue loose and with in minutes he's on one bawling all through the woods, minutes later the bawling tune changes to "treed"
Jeb's up next...