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Gee, I've missed this thread!

I'm glad!

@Jester57, thank you for the jokes! I've enjoyed so many of them. Best wishes for the New Year.

Thank you! Best laugh I've had in a while!!! :lau

Did you hear about the trucking company for singles?

True story, involving my dad, who used to sing, "What's New, Pussycat?" when I was little. In pre-school, there was a "bring your dad to school day." My dad came. The teacher wanted us all to sing a song. "What song shall we sing?" she asked. "What's New, Pussycat?" Sally says. All the dads...

Being skinny. I don't drink wine.

:lau you got me with that one!

Yes! I am a FERAL HOUSEWIFE!

"I just flew in from Chicago. Man, are my arms tired!"

^^Now that's a dad joke!

Two men were on a road trip, and stopped at a Burger King in Chillicothe, Ohio. While they were standing in line, they were debating how to pronounce the name of the town. When their turn came, one of them asked the person taking their order, "Can you tell us where we are, and say it slowly...

When I was a kid and the topic was on the news, I thought they were referring to Youth in Asia. I couldn't figure out what was the big deal and why it was such a hot button topic.

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A cattle farmer called his boys to his deathbed. "Boys, I am leaving the farm to both of you. I want you to continue our family history. Your mother -- God rest her soul -- would have wanted the same. But I want you to change the name of the farm to, 'Focal Point.'" And then, with one last...

I went to the zoo last fall. It was the WORST zoo I've ever visited! They had ONE animal, and it was a DOG!

Picture this: Dad, Mom, and Son are on a boat. Dad is painting the back of the boat, Mom is mixing more paint, and Son is throwing rocks at birds. Mendelssohn's violin concerto is on the CD player. What pun can you possibly make out of that? Dad is leaving no stern untoned. Mom is leaving no...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

I used to do crossword puzzles. A common hint was, "Nice season." The answer was "ete" (without the accents), which is "summer" in French.