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    So do pirates have to be really, really old to learn arrrrh (there, matey)?
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    If a truck weigh station is where you weigh a truck, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere, over the rainbow.
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    (I don' t know if I posted this here before...) Mom, dad, and their son were on their boat in its slip. Dad was painting the back of the boat, mom was mixing some more paint, the son was throwing rocks at birds, and Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto was on the radio. In other words: Dad was...
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    :yuckyuck
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    Hubby and I actually were. 35 years and counting! I wish I'd thought of this at the time to tell people about us "going to court": Everyone said what they had to say. We both agreed as to what we would do. And then the Judge passed a life sentence on both of us.
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    Gee, I've missed this thread!
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    I'm glad!
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    @Jester57, thank you for the jokes! I've enjoyed so many of them. Best wishes for the New Year.
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    Thank you! Best laugh I've had in a while!!! :lau
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    Did you hear about the trucking company for singles?
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    True story, involving my dad, who used to sing, "What's New, Pussycat?" when I was little. In pre-school, there was a "bring your dad to school day." My dad came. The teacher wanted us all to sing a song. "What song shall we sing?" she asked. "What's New, Pussycat?" Sally says. All the dads...
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    Being skinny. I don't drink wine.
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    :lau you got me with that one!
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    Yes! I am a FERAL HOUSEWIFE!
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    "I just flew in from Chicago. Man, are my arms tired!"
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    ^^Now that's a dad joke!
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    Two men were on a road trip, and stopped at a Burger King in Chillicothe, Ohio. While they were standing in line, they were debating how to pronounce the name of the town. When their turn came, one of them asked the person taking their order, "Can you tell us where we are, and say it slowly...
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    When I was a kid and the topic was on the news, I thought they were referring to Youth in Asia. I couldn't figure out what was the big deal and why it was such a hot button topic.
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    ^^ :lau :lau
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    ^^ :lau :lau
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