Okay, I wrote a poem summarizing an event that just took place in my life.
Coop Duty+(alt. Spelling)
by: Coventry Rhoads
Have you ever...
Inadvertently transferred...
From the floor to a bag
And from bag to pant leg
Then, with a bend at the waist, to your arm
And as your arm is outstretched...
Hey fellow flock peeps!
I just wanted to make note of my new favorite anxiety...
Having too many eggs.
This is possibly one of the best problems I've ever had.
I love giving eggs away to family, neighbors and coworkers. Of course I love cooking and eating the eggs as well.
That's all I had...
Everybody likes a good joke or meme. And every poultry lover likes a good chicken joke or meme. Here, I decided to make a Poultry Humor Central where you can post all of your poultry jokes and memes! Just make sure to follow the rules!
Rules:
1) NO SWEAR WORDS OR INAPROPRIATE LANGUAGE- IF YOU...
So I’m researching guinea fowl. I have some eggs in the bator so this is new to me from keets.
I had 4 adult hens in the past but that was a terrible experience for me. ANYWAY, I wanted to research sexing, which I have found answers, but along my search I came across this video. If you want to...
I like to say "Guineas are stupid people." And I say this with humor and affection.
They can be clever... to an extent. But how smart are they?
ALL of my guineas can easily jump/fly over the fence to free range. They do this regularly. This is intentional.
But... getting them BACK into the pen...
Tonight I was watching the movie Speed with my teens. They had never seen or heard of the movie before. About half way through my daughter says to me, “with all this destruction happening, wouldn’t it have been cheaper to just pay him the money?”.