Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his
mother what he had learned
in Sunday School.
'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God
sent Moses behind enemy lines on
a rescue mission to lead the Israelites
out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea,
he had his army build a pontoon bridge
and all the peoplewalked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for
reinforcements.
They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and all the Israelites were saved.'
'Now, Joey, is that really what your
teacher taught you?' his Mother asked.
'Well, no, Mom.. But, if I told it the
way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!'
mother what he had learned
in Sunday School.
'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God
sent Moses behind enemy lines on
a rescue mission to lead the Israelites
out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea,
he had his army build a pontoon bridge
and all the peoplewalked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for
reinforcements.
They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and all the Israelites were saved.'
'Now, Joey, is that really what your
teacher taught you?' his Mother asked.
'Well, no, Mom.. But, if I told it the
way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!'
