My Guineas are terrified of my parked car?!?!?!

DogwoodMtnFarm

Chirping
Jun 4, 2024
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NW Georgia Mountains
Morning Ya'll,

Our 14 GF are 9 weeks and 4 days old today and quite healthy and vocal: they all have adult voices now and I'm hearing boys and girls. We moved them into their new coop 3 1/2 weeks ago and started letting them roam around the yards close to the house a week ago. All has gone great and they simply LOVE to explore the yard, find green "treasures", fight over the green "treasures", take dust baths, annoy Flirt the farm cat, chat up a storm and just be Guineas. We ONLY let them out when we're home and can keep an eye on them. They almost always just hang out under our large Japanese weeping maple next to our front wrap around porch and under that porch. They have explored other parts of the yard and like to spend a few minutes in my kitchen garden up front. When I check on them they answer my calls with adorable cheeps. They will follow me around and sometimes freak out when they realize I've walked away. They also freak out about just about everything and at least once or twice a day we have the world class flying freak-out. One of the Lavenders got caught in a tomato cage during the very first flying freak-out and I had to show him/her that they just needed to step out of it. They figured out quickly that they may be able to alight on the Japanese weeping maple but if they try to walk on it they simply drop like a rock.

On their 2nd day out they decided to walk up our driveway and suddenly they noticed a big, blue monster in front of them: my beloved VW Golf R. They ALL sounded the alarm and froze. I was behind them trying to herd them up the steps of our retaining wall so they could work on my herb garden and tomatoes. They couldn't be coaxed or herded within 10 feet of the blue monster. They put up a ruckus that would raise the dead. I realized it was futile and similar to herding cats so I reversed course and had them walk up a grassy ramp beside the retaining wall behind their coop.

A couple of days later they discovered the maple all on their own. When it was time to go to the coop I walked around to the driveway and behind the VW and started calling and getting them herded in the right direction. All 14 were walking on the edge of the retaining wall when someone noticed the big blue monster was 8' away - what a ruckus!!! I finally got them to leave the safety of the maple tree and go to the coop but it took both of us and a scattering of BSF larvae to remind them what the reward was for going to the coop. Eventually they figured it out and RAN behind me to the coop and eagerly waited for their "bugs". We definitely found their "currency"!

We started training them with the larvae when we moved them to a larger brooder at about 3 weeks. We call "keet, keet, keet, keetie!" to call them to the coop and reward with their "bugs" and "Guinea, Guinea, Guinea" when we need to find where they are. They actually do recognize and respond the the different calls. We sometimes have to coax them out from under the maple tree but once they see me walking down the sidewalk they RUN to the coop. Pretty amazing considering they've only been out 5 times and never for more than 5 hours. Some of them will tolerate me more than others and some will cheep back when I talk to them. I handled them, talked to them and sang to them when they were in the brooders and the Hubster often fed them and changed their bedding, especially in the large brooder (6'X2' stock tank.) They aren't quite as sure about the Hubster but they're getting more comfortable around him.

I've joked for awhile that if they perched on my beloved VW and scratched the paint we'd find out why Europeans consider GF a delicacy! Houdini, our escape artisit, did fly onto it but left immediately and didn't really scratch the paint. After that I moved the car back where it was tucked beside our large 5th wheel RV to keep it safe and to make life a little less scary for the flock. The next day I drove our ginormous silver Ford F350 Diesel Dually and when I returned I parked it where the VW had been. Usually it's near their coop. The flock didn't even notice or care. So far they haven't tried to land on it or squawk at it or anything.

What gives with my car? Is it the color? Is it the shape? Is it the slightly throaty, slightly growly exhaust? I rarely take it because we live on a 1.3 mile dirt road and our 1/5 mile driveway is steep and rocky and my VW has very low clearance. It's a hyper rare car with extremely low mileage that I want to keep in perfect condition. I love it and admit it's not practical for a homestead but I'll never sell it. It usually in the garage but has been out since March because the Hubster is working on the house and needed the room. I don't think the Guineas had only heard and seen it when I drove it the day before the 1st freak-out. Our Dually is MUCH larger and makes at least as much, if not more noise since it's a Diesel. I will admit my VW can be a bit loud but I don't rev it up or drive like a nutso.

I'd love to find out what's causing these freak-outs! I need to get a real Homestead vehicle and am looking at trucks and SUVS but I will be keeping my baby. If it's the color that's triggering them then I'll have to find something that's not blue. That's stinks as blue is my 2nd favorite color (purple is #1 but try finding a purple truck or SUV!) Do I need to bring whatever I'm considering home to get the Guineas approval on it? Should I try to acclimate them? Can their tiny brains work that hard without blowing up? Curious minds NEED to know!

Thanks and God Bless,
Trish

PS: I've become a Guinea Gal!!! I'm already looking at colors for the next set of keets!

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Morning Ya'll,

Our 14 GF are 9 weeks and 4 days old today and quite healthy and vocal: they all have adult voices now and I'm hearing boys and girls. We moved them into their new coop 3 1/2 weeks ago and started letting them roam around the yards close to the house a week ago. All has gone great and they simply LOVE to explore the yard, find green "treasures", fight over the green "treasures", take dust baths, annoy Flirt the farm cat, chat up a storm and just be Guineas. We ONLY let them out when we're home and can keep an eye on them. They almost always just hang out under our large Japanese weeping maple next to our front wrap around porch and under that porch. They have explored other parts of the yard and like to spend a few minutes in my kitchen garden up front. When I check on them they answer my calls with adorable cheeps. They will follow me around and sometimes freak out when they realize I've walked away. They also freak out about just about everything and at least once or twice a day we have the world class flying freak-out. One of the Lavenders got caught in a tomato cage during the very first flying freak-out and I had to show him/her that they just needed to step out of it. They figured out quickly that they may be able to alight on the Japanese weeping maple but if they try to walk on it they simply drop like a rock.

On their 2nd day out they decided to walk up our driveway and suddenly they noticed a big, blue monster in front of them: my beloved VW Golf R. They ALL sounded the alarm and froze. I was behind them trying to herd them up the steps of our retaining wall so they could work on my herb garden and tomatoes. They couldn't be coaxed or herded within 10 feet of the blue monster. They put up a ruckus that would raise the dead. I realized it was futile and similar to herding cats so I reversed course and had them walk up a grassy ramp beside the retaining wall behind their coop.

A couple of days later they discovered the maple all on their own. When it was time to go to the coop I walked around to the driveway and behind the VW and started calling and getting them herded in the right direction. All 14 were walking on the edge of the retaining wall when someone noticed the big blue monster was 8' away - what a ruckus!!! I finally got them to leave the safety of the maple tree and go to the coop but it took both of us and a scattering of BSF larvae to remind them what the reward was for going to the coop. Eventually they figured it out and RAN behind me to the coop and eagerly waited for their "bugs". We definitely found their "currency"!

We started training them with the larvae when we moved them to a larger brooder at about 3 weeks. We call "keet, keet, keet, keetie!" to call them to the coop and reward with their "bugs" and "Guinea, Guinea, Guinea" when we need to find where they are. They actually do recognize and respond the the different calls. We sometimes have to coax them out from under the maple tree but once they see me walking down the sidewalk they RUN to the coop. Pretty amazing considering they've only been out 5 times and never for more than 5 hours. Some of them will tolerate me more than others and some will cheep back when I talk to them. I handled them, talked to them and sang to them when they were in the brooders and the Hubster often fed them and changed their bedding, especially in the large brooder (6'X2' stock tank.) They aren't quite as sure about the Hubster but they're getting more comfortable around him.

I've joked for awhile that if they perched on my beloved VW and scratched the paint we'd find out why Europeans consider GF a delicacy! Houdini, our escape artisit, did fly onto it but left immediately and didn't really scratch the paint. After that I moved the car back where it was tucked beside our large 5th wheel RV to keep it safe and to make life a little less scary for the flock. The next day I drove our ginormous silver Ford F350 Diesel Dually and when I returned I parked it where the VW had been. Usually it's near their coop. The flock didn't even notice or care. So far they haven't tried to land on it or squawk at it or anything.

What gives with my car? Is it the color? Is it the shape? Is it the slightly throaty, slightly growly exhaust? I rarely take it because we live on a 1.3 mile dirt road and our 1/5 mile driveway is steep and rocky and my VW has very low clearance. It's a hyper rare car with extremely low mileage that I want to keep in perfect condition. I love it and admit it's not practical for a homestead but I'll never sell it. It usually in the garage but has been out since March because the Hubster is working on the house and needed the room. I don't think the Guineas had only heard and seen it when I drove it the day before the 1st freak-out. Our Dually is MUCH larger and makes at least as much, if not more noise since it's a Diesel. I will admit my VW can be a bit loud but I don't rev it up or drive like a nutso.

I'd love to find out what's causing these freak-outs! I need to get a real Homestead vehicle and am looking at trucks and SUVS but I will be keeping my baby. If it's the color that's triggering them then I'll have to find something that's not blue. That's stinks as blue is my 2nd favorite color (purple is #1 but try finding a purple truck or SUV!) Do I need to bring whatever I'm considering home to get the Guineas approval on it? Should I try to acclimate them? Can their tiny brains work that hard without blowing up? Curious minds NEED to know!

Thanks and God Bless,
Trish

PS: I've become a Guinea Gal!!! I'm already looking at colors for the next set of keets!

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It's something different. Guineas don't react well to "new" and "strange" or "changes".

They will at sometime get over their fear and start attacking their reflections on the vehicle.
 
Hi Trish
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I think there is definitely something about the colour blue that sets the Guineas off! I live in a residential area and we have indigenous Guinea Fowl come into our neighbourhood to forage in our yards. Below is a quote from one of my threads where I wrote about our blue car and the Guineas...
At the beginning of each breeding season, when the Guinea Fowl move into the residential areas to nest, the males cause havoc wherever they can see their own reflection.

They attack sliding doors, constantly knocking loudly on them. They attack cars too, jumping and clawing at them; and especially if they are blue in colour. We use to own a blue coloured car and of all the cars that were parked on our street, ours was attacked the most, leaving scratches on the paint work. We have since sold that car and now our neighbour's black coloured car is the chosen target.

These attacks last for about a month until things settle down among the males; and it is then when tiny keets appear and we can expect piece until the next breeding season.

I must add that the male Guinea Fowl are not interested in attacking us during this time, only fighting with other Guinea Fowl, including their reflection. So when we go out to ward off the car attackers, we land up chasing them in circles, with their wings puffed out, around and around the car. To the outside observer it must look like a clownish circus act!
 
This is probably more about what they are used to than it is about the color blue. I wear blue all the time and it has never bothered my guineas. It is a color they are used to here.
I have been doing some experimenting with wearing blue clothing around the Guineas that visit with me; and you most likely think I am making this up, but I am beginning to believe that the Guineas respond to me better when I am wearing my plain cyan coloured jacket. The cyan jacket is the same shade of blue found on their heads. The blue coloured car that we use to own is (or was) the same shade of blue found on the males... wattle?... lol ...the skin that hangs down under their beak?
I suppose I could have chosen my wording better than "sets them off". Perhaps "reacts to"?
And they definitely, without any doubt in my mind, reacted more to our car because it was blue than to any other coloured car on our street (between 8 to 12 cars when everyone is home from work). Our neighbour across the road can back up my theory because of the time when she had a get-together of friends and family. There was an assortment of visitor's cars parked in their driveway and on their lawn. The blue Golf was the car that the Guineas would not leave alone. It was another one of those times when the Guineas and the people ran around and around the cars.
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[Edit insert: the Guineas don't seem to like it when I wear tan or beige coloured clothes]
 
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Maybe the Guinea Fowl see a blue car as a body of reflecting water?? ...and get freaked out by a "pond" that can move.
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But in all seriousness... Trish, I forgot to mention how much I enjoyed reading your post and seeing your photographs. Your Guineas look adorable! I had a good laugh at some of your descriptions (like, "herding cats"). A nicely written piece.

Please keep us updated!!

The breeding season officially starts here on the 1st September, Spring Day - that is when the fowl hunting season formally ends - but it will be a few more weeks after then before the Guinea Fowl start with their courtships. If you have not purchased a Homestead vehicle before then, I will be happy to do a study for you on which cars in our street trigger the male Guinea Fowl.
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When they're younger they tend to freak out over everything. They'll settle down when they get closer to a year old and figure out what's really a threat and what isn't.

They also like to claim new territory by screaming their heads off when they find a new place.

Even as adults they like to terrorize anything they can get to run away from them. Last year I heard them raise hell and suddenly go quiet. I came out to find six of them ringing a small bush and muttering to each other. I walked over to see what they were staring at and the nearest guinea moved out of my way.

This was the gap the wild rabbit was looking for, and it bolted for the woods with a half-dozen screaming guineas at its heels.

They had my mom's cat terrorized for the better part of a year, and they like to harrass deer and wild turkeys that come too close to the fence.
 
It's something different. Guineas don't react well to "new" and "strange" or "changes".

They will at sometime get over their fear and start attacking their reflections on the vehicle.
Oh boy, something new to worry about!! They are entertaining, fun and frustrating all at the same time. Thankfully there isn't anything shiny on my VW but our Ford F350 Dually is silver and has the chrome package. As long as they stick to pecking at the rims and running boards we'll be fine. If they start pecking on the paint they may end up in the pot - Just kidding.

We've got a 3 car garage in the works but until then I think I'll get a fitted cover for my VW.

Trish
 

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