My therapy chicken!

[Dominique King]

Today I had my Dominique Scooby AKA my therapy chicken, on my lap and was petting him or her, still can’t tell yet, and was settling in when my school chicken AKA Peppercorn came up and looked at Scooby and I and was like, “Why you cheatin on me with a smaller chicken?” Then I said. “Because Scooby needs some attention too.” then Peppercorn was like “I am the only lady you ever need!” and then I was like, “Well you are too big to sit on my lap you chunky mama.” and then Peppercorn was like, “OH NO YOU DIDN’T!?” and then I was like, “Well. I just did!” then Peppercorn was like, “GASP!” she literally had her beak hanging open at that point! Then Scooby was just sitting there enjoying my warmth. “Josh you are sooooooo warm!” was what Scooby said. And that was all that Scooby said. That is all I have to share for today! Please tell me if you want more!

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

Thats exactly what my chickens do! They are SO dramatic!

 

[Dominique King]

Thats exactly what my chickens do! They are SO dramatic!

Right? Do you want more?

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

Right? Do you want more?

Yes!

 

[Dominique King]

Yes!

 

[ShesSoPecky]

Today I had my Dominique Scooby AKA my therapy chicken, on my lap and was petting him or her, still can’t tell yet, and was settling in when my school chicken AKA Peppercorn came up and looked at Scooby and I and was like, “Why you cheatin on me with a smaller chicken?” Then I said. “Because Scooby needs some attention too.” then Peppercorn was like “I am the only lady you ever need!” and then I was like, “Well you are too big to sit on my lap you chunky mama.” and then Peppercorn was like, “OH NO YOU DIDN’T!?” and then I was like, “Well. I just did!” then Peppercorn was like, “GASP!” she literally had her beak hanging open at that point! Then Scooby was just sitting there enjoying my warmth. “Josh you are sooooooo warm!” was what Scooby said. And that was all that Scooby said. That is all I have to share for today! Please tell me if you want more!

Josh what's a school chicken?

 

[Dominique King]

Josh what's a school chicken?

I got extra credit in highschool for raising Peppercorn! I didn’t have to do math in my senior year because of it! I was also homeschooled so the rules are a little different.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I got extra credit in highschool for raising Peppercorn! I didn’t have to do math in my senior year because of it! I was also homeschooled so the rules are a little different.

Ah, so THAT’S chicken math!

 

[Squawkers]

Chickens are such characters! Anyone who says they are dumb is clueless.

 

[CCsGarden]

Chickens are such characters! Anyone who says they are dumb is clueless.

That is very true!!