New and Improved Poultry Names Needed

[GR Appleyard]

Yeah, there's names like "Chicken" and "Goose", but those aren't interesting.
Do have any improved names for poultry?
Are there any poultry that need better names that aren't listed?



Chickens: Fluffy butts

Ducks: Semi-Aquatic Fluffy-Butts

Geese: Giant Semi-Aquatic Fluffy-Butts

Swans: Elegant Giant Semi-Aquatic Fluffy-Butts

Peafowl: Elegant Fluffy-Butts

 

[samanthaoverton]

Peafowl;a beautiful bird my husband won't let me have because it is to loud and big? I want one. Lol.