Ole and Lena Halloween Joke

[416bigbore]

Ole and Lena where going to go to Svens Halloween costume party out in the country. Ole decided to dress himself up as a Bull and Lena would dress as a Cow. So on the way to Svens party their car had a breakdown and since they were almost there, they decided to cut across an open pasture to save a little time.

Half way across the pasture Lena frantically says to Ole, OLE! OLE! There is a Big Bull and he is charging towards us, what are we going to do? Ole says to Lena, I am going to stand here and start eating grass, but you best brace yourself!

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[casportpony]

 

[416bigbore]

Don't get me started on Ole and Lena jokes, I have heard a few having growing up in the Midwest.